On Splash Mountian
in Disney World or Disney Land,
there is a warning that says
“You will get wet”.
There should be a counter clause asteriske
that says “unless you have the Big Guy Shield”.
My brother’s family, my parents, and I
Went to Disney World for vacation.
My father, brother, his wife, my nephew and I
rode Splash Mountain together.
Our turn comes up.
My dad and I were in the front row.
My brother and family were in the second row.
On the first drop
after you leave the landing area,
if you have an excess of
five hundred pounds up front,
the boat will become a submarine.
It’s suppose to splash off the front.
Instead it began to submerge
and water flowed onto my lap.
It hit the railing underneath
and leveled out.
Fast forward to the hill and the dive.
We get to the top of the,
Vroom, Splash.
Aftermath,
my dad and I are soaked.
My brother and his wife
were wet on opposite arms.
My nephew,
DRY.
The order of the first two rows,
Left to right.
First row,
my dad me.
Second row,
my brother’s wife, my nephew, my brother.
That is
The Big Guy Shield.
Two big guys,
In front of a row
of smaller people.
We get soaked,
So you can stay dry.